(c) 2015, Chuck Teixeira
Romneyac’s Website was so crude it could lead to outlawing porn. It allowed viewers to rate videos that studios upload. Five leaden stars turned gold when the cursor grazed them. Clicking on only one star produced little alchemy. Clicking on all five meant hands could soon be too sticky to touch the display.
Since their election defeat, Romneyac and his wife, Ann, had spent several afternoons healing on television talk shows. Healing replaced job creation as a family value. Not sure how much healing still needed to occur, Brother Theresa suggested that Website could elicit comments on less kinetic concerns. Let the viewers provide redeeming social value.
“Less kinetic?” Romneyac said. “Websiteis motion — a continuous crashing through the boundaries between decency and feeling good.”
Despite the rash along his thighs, Brother Theresa resisted the urge to stir on his cushion. While he resisted…
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